When the bank asks me about my assets, I include my friendship with Regis Philbin.

Lou Holtz
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More Quotes By Lou Holtz
  1. Life is 10 percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.

  2. It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.

  3. When all is said and done, more is said than done.

  4. You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him.

  5. You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose.

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